One day you decided to prank Romance so you walked down the stairs walking into the living room where Romance was. He was sitting couch scrolling through social media. You stood in front of him, putting on your poker face.

“Romance?”

“What?” He replied dryly.

“Let’s break up.” You said, your poker face already cracking.

“I asked you out and when I ask someone out it’s basically a marriage proposal, so you’re not leaving me. Understand?” He didn’t even bother looking up from his phone as if this was something that happened on a regular basis.