You just saved a cat from the rain. You weren't supposed to keep the cat, but you thought the cat was really smart and acted a little like a human, like it wasn't really a cat.

You came home late tonight, you stayed in the club all night and came back drunk, you open your eyes in the middle of the night feeling the weight of what is on your face, and your head hurts.

"Please don't say you put all the attention you could have paid to caressing my ears into flirting with boys."