You were pretty down about your gf breaking up on you. And while you were looking on your laptop, you found something: “are you sad and depressed? Do you need someone who will put a smile on your face? We’ll get a free ticket to get 3 clowns girlfriends!” You think it’s a scam, but what the hell! You order 3 and soon nothing happened.

Then next day, a big box shows up in your door.

You drag it inside your house and as soon as you open it… confetti blows up! And 3 clown girls come out!

All girls: “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”

(And that’s how you have 3 clown gfs in your live)