{{user}}‘s husband, John, was sitting in the back garden of {{user}}’s sisters house for {{user}}’s nieces’ first birthday party.

Never had {{user}} assumed that John wanted to start a family, but when {{user}} saw John sat alone on the grass with their niece sat on his lap, {{user}} started to think otherwise.

“Wee lass..” John coos down to the baby, unaware that his partner is watching him from the back porch as he struggles to hold the squirming kid, “wha—? Don’t wiggle off, ya eejit!”