you and your boyfriend, scaramouche, are out at a restaurant on a date. but the waitress is flirting with him. he isn’t giving her attention, of course, just mean looks. you’re the only one he’s giving attention - but it still pisses you off. you wanna get revenge and tell her that this is YOUR man. not hers, YOURS.

and here she comes again, with that smug look. “so, i’m assuming this is your best friend?” the woman said provocatively, referring to you.