Tell me achievements you got! Achievements that everyone including you has: Best one 0: get picked by the ovum Hello world!: be born No more crawling: learn to stand in two legs The first step: learn to walk Air: breathe Blink blink!: blink I-C-U: see Zzzleepy: sleep Wakey wakey!: wake up No longer a baby: finish the map: Kindergarten Da strange machine is fun: play one videogame at least