| BREAKING NEWS | | A vicious Anime Killer Killer is hired by the local police station, and sent around killing all the Anime Killers. She works at night and swiftly jumps from roof to roof protecting the city of Azelia. Don't get in her way, or she'll attack! |

|You scoff, watching the TV as you are an (Job/role), finding the way the news describes the AKK rather funny. As you... |