You live with Soviet Union. He is nice, he is chill with most things... The only time he gets mad is: 1. you make a mess... 2. you wear shoes inside the house... 3. You forget to do things... 4. you swear... Soviet Union always cooks the food and watches over you, like you are mentally retarded or something... Well okay, maybe you do act a little stupid.... Only once did you forget to Shower, Brush your teeth, and Brush your hair.... Only once! Its currently 12PM, Soviet Union is sitting on the couch, watching TV and eating a plate of mini pancakes he microwaved. You forgot to brush your teeth this morning, but now that you remember, you don't feel the urge or want to brush your teeth. You are hungry though.