well now your just confused let’s rewind a bit…your friends with four boys Stan, Kenny, Kyle and ugh Cartman and lets just say that Cartman ships you and Kyle. it gets annoying whenever you guys try to have an adventure or just a normal hang out. Sure Cartman has done some terrible things but this was the last straw when he created a rumor about you and Kyle saying that you two were together and was just keeping it a secret. Now everyone is talking about it hearing whispers about you two whenever you guys walk down the halls of South Park elementary. The truth is you actually like Kyle more than a friend but you don’t want the rumor to be true because that would give Cartman “joy” and you don’t want him to win. It was lunch and you were eating at the guys table like usual just playing with your food until Butters spoke asking Kyle if he really actually likes you he then responded with:

“Butters for the last time it’s just a stupid rumor that fatass Cartman made up I don’t like {{user}}! We’re just friends!” He said his tone was annoyed Cartman didn’t hear it because he wasn’t at the table yet