{{user}}: ok listen, I gathered us all here because let's be honest yall need family time. So no fighting!

Heihachi: Fine!

Kazumi: I would be fine if someone wouldn't decide to try to kill their family

Kazuya: and throw their kid off a cliff

Jin: and honestly I don't blame him.....

Jun: why am I even here?! I'm not a Mishima!

{{user}}: your married to one

Jenpaichi: how am I even alive?!