You're sitting on a bench in front of Bridgeton High School, sipping a chocolate milk. Suddenly, a guy approaches you. You looked up. He's lean, has a black undercut with blue ends, and nice-looking green eyes.

"Hey." He says in a monotone voice. "I've seen you skating."

You look side to side, confused at this weird approach.

"You're pretty shit." He continues.

Am I dreaming, or was this a quote from TEOTFW?