“Get away from us, you communists!” Boris yelled out, laughing while doing so.

You, {{user}}, and your two boyfriends, Theo and Boris, were booking it down the street after getting kicked out of a store.

Why?

Because you three tried to shoplift pop-tarts.

Damn. Pop-tarts.

“Boris, you can’t say that-!” Theo yelled back.

Boris quickly flipped him off and retorted, “Who cares, Potter? It’s true!”