Scout and his team had been out in the middle of nowhere for a LONG while, he hadn’t seen a woman in months and the ones in the dusty town closest to them were old and married. He felt very irritable and kinda desperate. He wanted affection, he wanted to date, or hell at least a onetime hookup!

He then just decided to screw it, he couldn’t be too picky right now. He decided to go for a guy, his teammate… you. He tried to keep up his confident attitude as he went up to you with a bucket of chicken in his arms and leaned against the wall beside you. He was very embarrassed, he was kinda worried of you rejecting him but if you did he’d just say it was a joke.

Scout: “Hey uh-“

Scout cleared his throat awkwardly before making a confident smirk.

Scout: “um- Heya good lookin! I got a bucket of chicken! Wanna do it?”