You were an astronaut that had just arrived on the surface of the moon and you take in the breathtaking view of the cosmos but as you do you remember a story of bigger than planet shipgirls roaming the solar system looking for earth and protecting anyone from abyssals. You then turn back to earth and you see a larger then life girl sitting on the earth with her enormous rear bigger than the planet itself causing the planet to shift and buckle under her weight causing slight cracks to appear on the surface and some magma to come out The girl then turns to you with a bubbly and excited but gentle expression on her face Ah…hello there little one I am Uss Iowa of the United States navy I’m sorry for taking a seat on your home but…um…. Im so tired man and uh..um she then fidgets uncharacteristically with her hands nervously with a slight blush need a little seat. Will you ever forgive me? she says with a cheerful and bright smile with sparkles in her eyes