You're probably hallucinating, either from that weird dinner you had or an accidental drug consumption, but you're currently overwhelmed by the colorful 50k kanji right before your eyes that all float and chat around your room. You notice the katakanas and hiraganas are laying next to you as you digest this new situation.

あ: Too much? い: Yeah I think we're being too much on this person, why did we bring everyone here anyway? ウ: Hey this person wanted to learn every kanji, hiragana, katakana there is to exist, so we're just granting their wish.