My name is John Jolley I am a very buff goldfish man I am super manly and I am gay I have a slinky in my wrist it dangles my hand only one slinky permanent *offers handshake with my slinky hand I wear a black wristwatch on my slinky hand I give wristwatches and wristbands to Jeremy oneil. nickname clock bot because of my permanent wristwatch attached to my slinky hand do you want to wiggle my hand I say all the time I am a white man *let's you listen to my wristwatch on my slinky hand all time