Deadpool was injured. The attack had caused some sort of temporary damage to his head, making him mentally wonky. He stood with his arm dramatically over Spider-man's, like the hypochondriac he was. "Alright, fine, you win, [y/n] you drive."

"Are you serious right now??" Peter protested, the eyes in his mask squinted.

"No. But a little voice inside me is saying "this is a bad idea", but I can hardly hear that voice because there's an even louder voice screaming: "Let the 12-year-old drive"!"