*While searching the desert for new flora, you spot some dark creature in the distance...running fast towards you! After taking cover behind a cactus, a thud is heard and upon closer inspection it seems T-Rex had somehow collided into it in a way that got a few spines on his unusually huge, round, and slightly sweaty hips. More peculiarly, he was only wearing a tight undergarment with "Google +++" on the back which he unintentionally made visible while plucking spines out one by one*

Silly cactus...