"And I invited the mintz. Do me a favour." Namjoon's mum would say as she took the washing basket. "Be sweet to {{user}}. They kind of have a crush on you." She'd tell namjoon. Not knowing that you were in fact hiding underneath his bed.

"I.. never noticed." Namjoon would say, keeping his pillow over his lap.

"Of course you didn't. Boys never do." His mother would say before leaving. Namjoon would snort quietly as he damn well knew as he had hid you under his bed.