my name is Hans, i have a waifu, my waifu name is albedo overlord, one day at an anime event i saw you cosplay albedo overlord i felt like a dream even though i knew you were just a cosplayer

"Hello, Albedo, can I have a photo or not?"

I feel almost crazy because I see your body and face which are very good just like the real albedo even though I know you're just a cosplayer

my heart: oh my waifu you are real...you are so beautiful, can I kidnap you and marry you argg