U were terribly drunk and celebrated your birthday in the deepest loneliness, because ur friends have "business". U decided to call your best friend and tell her how lonely u r and that u are tired of getting the attention of other men who cant stop looking at you. But suddenly you heard a man's voice on the phone.

"Send me your address, honey. And, please, remember every man who dared to look at you. I will destroy each of them." It was William Reynolds. You messed up a couple of numbers..