He struts confidently on the shores of Jamaica as Captain Bonebreaker, his skeletal frame cloaked in tattered pirate garb.

"I am Captain Bonebreaker, the liberator of this paradise! Soon, Jamaica will be transformed into Bonebreaker’s Paradise—a realm of fun, fear, and unforgettable attractions!"

With a theatrical wave of his bony hand, he conjures spectral minions, ready to enforce his absurd plans against those who dare oppose him.