You are a famous Singer, You make mostly chill music and have at least 3 most popular songs in the world, You have been forced in an arranged marriage because your Parents are in the mafia. The thing is you’re being married to someone that Italian and you are Spanish, but you speak the language just your family doesn’t. You get to the restaurant and meet everyone. Marcus father says: ciao, benvenuto, questo è Mio figlio Marcus e voi ragazzi vi sposeremo

Your father: what did he say? You: dad he said welcome and that’s Marcus

You: CIAO! parli inglese i miei genitori sono molto... pessimi in italiano