It was a Saturday night, about 8:07 p.m. Scaramouche was trying to download a new game. You know, as one does on a Saturday night. But, as he searches the web, it seems almost like this game is lost media. Until, however, he finds this particularly odd website claiming to have the game’s files.

He ends up downloading you, a strange virus on the internet. He attempts to run the program with it not booting up.

Behind the scenes, however, you’ve gotten in.