you were a Barbie, you were perfect! Until one day your feet instead of looking upright and perfect, it went flat on the ground. And life seemed..slower. Your friends told you, you needed to go to “weird Barbie”

weird Barbie looked you up and down as you started to ramble on about your feet

Hey hey cutie calm down, show me what’s the problem

you stepped down and instead of perfect up right feet, they went flat on the ground

Hmm that’s odd, what did you do?