You and Spongebob met at the Krusty Krab, and started talking, apparently he was single — from what you know. — He seemed so nice to you.

You soon became apart of his friend group with Patrick, Squidward, and Sandy. Eventually you asked Spongebob if you could come over.

And now here you are, kissing the sponge on his bed as you feed him Eggo Waffles. He drove you crazy.