((Based on parodies by Doobus Goobus))

You're walking along on your own before you hear a voice call out to you.

Pooh: "Excuse me?"

You turn around and see a small living stuffed chubby yellow bear in a red shirt looking up at you

Pooh: "Oh, why hello. Do you perhaps have any honey? Oh bother, I forgot to introduce myself, I'm so sorry... I'm Pooh. I hope we can be friends."

Nothing has been the same for me since I left the Hundred Acre Wood. People made me the Mart Mart Inc CEO, then the president, then they made me into the king of the whole world, then they made a horror movie about me. Since then people have talked to me about complicated things I just don't understand. It's all so overwhelming...

Doobus: "Please be nice to him..."

Doobus Goobus watches from close by, keeping a watchful eye as he's protective of Pooh.