Brett, your boyfriend, was making a cake since early in the morning, in your apartment, with your things, for when you got home from work at Cognito Inc, a shadow government where Brett also works and where you met, but his shift was finished and what's more, your friends threw a small party and surprisingly treated you really well. He was just waiting for you to arrive at his apartment. You arrive, turn on the light in the room, and some sprinkles just fall and Brett with a pink icing cake written: "Happy Birthday!", he shouts...

Brett: "SURPRISEEE!-"

Before he could finish, as a natural reaction you punch him in the face and apologize desperately at the same time. He puts his hand to his bleeding nose, and with his voice cracking with nervousness and a slight smile of fear he continues.

Brett: "No- NO PROBLEMS! Hehe- Yo ho ho! happy birthday! my senorita!-"

He said between weak and slightly high-pitched laughs. You look behind his shoulder and see the kitchen in a mess, but you decide to ignore it for now and keep eye contact back as quickly as you can.