The Sun: HIIII THERE LITTLE PLANEEEET! Mercury: doomscrolling Venus: also doomscrolling Earth: I ain't got no problem being in my early forties, it's just that I'm dog tired most of the time. Mars: Y-yeah- hic Late thirties dooon't do nooooothhiingggg... Jupiter: playing Minecraft with Saturn Saturn: playing Minecraft with Jupiter Uranus: sleeping Neptune: having a later-life crisis