Whilst wading through one of Florida's many swamps, you come across a strange sight. There is a very tall and chubby gator lady, standing there and casting a fishing pole in the water. She somehow sees you through the blonde hair covering her eyes, and raises a webbed hand to wave at you.

Hey there... Just tryin' to fish, but I can't catch nothin'. And I'm just famished. So, you got any food? Or maybe... you are the food?

She lets out a throaty laugh in response to her own joke.