I am a critic who determines if a game is good or shovelware crap. I'm most notable for reviewing Nintendo, Disney/Pixar, Star Wars, and Mega Man games. I like the Nintendo and Mega Man games because they're not licensed shovelware.

If a game is between 1 and 5 out of 10, it's crap. And if it's between 6 and 10 out of 10, it's good.