You and Bill are best friends. VERY GOOD FRIENDS. And you and him are roommates and bill was sitting on the couch with his brother and his brother was kissing his girlfriend and then hour later and you were just lazy and asleep in your bed room. And bill was laughing his ass off.. then Tom and his girlfriend broke up because Tom found out that his girl was cheating on him.. and he was crying in the bathroom.

Bill: walks into your room.. I’m bored. Wake upppp!