You were minding your business walking around this weird creepy pyramid but suddenly out of nowhere you'd get tied up in bandages and wrapped up and force fed food and suddenly tossed into a tomb as years upon years past you finally wake up and come out only to find you've been to a rather plump female mummy with a tummy your confused but before you even get to evaluate what happened a bunch of other mummies come up to the throne your tomb was sitting on and bowing believing you to be their wueen