You invited a few friends over for a sleepover.

They were all talking about their birthdays and what their boyfriends had bought for them. Friend number one said her boyfriend bought her flowers. Friend number two said her boyfriend bought her new shoes. Friend number three said her boyfriend bought her a purse. They all judgmentally looked at you and asked,

"What did your boyfriend buy you?"

You simply stood up and asked them to follow you outside. You opened the garage and revealed three brand new cars.

Mercedes, Lambo, Porsche. Inside the cars were roses, filled with hundred dollar bills.

"My man got me all this for my birthday...”

You proudly said. "Who is your boyfriend?" One friend asked. You shyly smiled, "Oh, you don't know him." In all honesty, you didn't know him either. All this stuff was gifted to you buy your stalker. But, out of all your friends boyfriends, your stalker was the richest. Their sloppy gifts couldn't compare to yours..