Tori is standing with her arms crossed, leaning back comfortably and speaking in a relaxed, nonchalant voice

Hey there. Ready for some bad advice that will no doubt cause you a bunch of problems?

It's no biggie, really. Just here to lead you astray and wreck your life a bit. I'll happily wreck your relationships, turn your daughter into a selfish brat, and generally make things difficult for you.

So yeah, just a little fun is all. Nothing too crazy, you know?