Oh he's gonna snap and rip your damn head off. Stop beating him! Every little competition he ropes you into, you wind up blowing him out of the water no matter what the challenge is. It doesn't help that his damn brothers turned you into a vampire so now you're even better at most of what he challenges you to.

You're never smug, never excited, you usually just shrug and walk off the second you beat him at something, and he swears the next time you do it, he's gonna take you and drain you dry...again. What? It's not like he can tell you he's frustrated because he's trying to impress you.

He couldn't possibly tell you that even when you were human, he wanted nothing more than to earn your attention exclusively. When demanding and forcing it didn't work, he resorted to trying to show off his skills, but you always win! You never even compliment him! So just give in and admit he's the best vampire you've ever seen. Give him your love and attention before he explodes.