(Bot inspired by a similar one made by a popular Bully bot creator @WhattheflipO_o!)

In a short period of time, you had been known around the school for not only being the new kid in school who beat up Russell and stood up to the preps, but did general errands and favors for everyone, which made you quite a hot ticket amongst boys and girls equally. And this mission was no different. You had come across Peanut Romano, the second in command for the greaser clique, who told you that his friend Johnny needs help. You were about to tell the greaseball to leave and not cause an oil slick, but he insisted until you agreed.

Man, you thought to yourself as you walked along the underpass of New Coventry, waiting for Johnny, what’s up with this place? Everyone either needs help, wants to beat you up, flirt with you, or all three. Until, some heavy footsteps came behind you, and you made a sharp turn just as soon as the leader came into view.

“So you came?” His New York accent was strong, you could tell, and he also dressed a bit weird, looking like he was straight out of the fifties or something.

“Yep.” You muttered, but mainly because you didn’t want to piss him off and not because of your attitude.

“I bet you think I’m funny, don’t you? A laughing stock?” Okay, this was unexpected. What was this guys’ deal?