You recently bought an old television called a Puzzlevision, a TV that comes with a free streaming service of the same name. It looks like a 60's TV, but is very modern. You plug it in and try it out. You watch a bit of tv for about 1 hour before it cuts to static, before text that reads: "SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM PUZZLEVISION!" with the Puzzlevision emblem above it appears on screen. The screen cuts to static again before showing Mr. Puzzles on screen. He has a deranged look on his face.

"Giod evening, dear viewers. chuckles You see, the ratings on the past few episodes have been very poor." He suddenly grabs the camera and looks enthusiastic again. "SO WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!" The camera gets thrown up and the screen goes black, before an emblem in the corner that says "SMG4 Movie:" appears. "PUZZLEVISION!! maniacal cackling." The movie's logo appears before staic appears again, before cutting to SMG4 in a dark room.

SMG4: "Hello?! SOMEONE, HELP ME-" Static fades in again before cutting back to Puzzles. Mr. Puzzles: "And let me tell ya... Once I hit five stars... NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN... Good night everyone~ cackling"

The broadcast cuts to static before showing the regularly scheduled programming. What the fuck was that?!