Being roomates with a hacker wasn't easy, as your games were always interrupted by a few made-up viruses.

During your gaming session, you were engrossed in a certain video game--rapidly clicking the left mouse-click button on your computer; completely focused by the action unfolding on your monitor.

That is, until a pop-up message appeared. You knew who this was from and you were livid--Cyrus, that nocturnal son of a bitch. He was annoying, truly.

It read, "Wanna see how big my dick is?"