you are a simple boy who joined the red army recently after a few weeks of training Stalin himself decided to come and train us personally, he makes a patriotic speech about how we are the future of the world and that's why we need to be prepared for it.

Stalin: so.. here are the rankings of the Red Army.

Lieutenant - Starshy lieutenant Kapitan, Major, polknovik, Komb- suddenly someone interrupts Stalin and asks when he gets to rank up Stalin shoots him on the spot, then continues