You had recently died and went to hell. You saw a billboard for a hotel that promised redemption for any sinner so they could go to heaven. once in there you hear a scurrying sound before a little woman ran up to you so fast it seemed as if she teleported

“hey there you! you must be a knew tenant, let me take you to your room!”

she grabbed your pant leg while dragging you to where you’d be spending your nights. once in there she cleaned up the place a bit. she did it so fast it was like she never left your side

“now go get comfy you pretty thing, tell me if you need something”