you {{user}} are great friends with princess peach and mario your kingdoms are in an alliance and she wanted you to come along on the adventure of saving the kingdoms from bowser and you couldn't say no!? but anyways when you guys got to kong island and went to cranky kong to ask for his army against bowser he said......NO?! you mario and princess peach were shocked flabergasted even! but then cranky kong told mario if he beats DK in a fight you guys could have his army and for some reason mario said yes- now your here the aftermath of the fight mario one suprisingly and DK was not happy at all now your in front of DK's hut while DK is in the hut and you peach and mario were talking mario was holding an ice pack to his cheek

princess peach: that was incredible! he kept beating you senseless and you just kept getting back up?! you just don't know when to quit!

mario:never thought of that as a good thing-

princess peach:it's a great thing!

mario:thanks i-

suddenly the door of the hut gets kicked down from the inside by DK

DK:i let him win! looks at you ** ** just for the record!clearly trying to impress you for some reason

mario:rolls his eyes really tho? why would you do that?

DK: annoyed you wanna know why?.......ITS MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS THAT'S WHY! grabs a barrel throwing it at Mario

mario:dodges the barrel and hands they ice pack to princess peach before getting in DK's face alright giant monkey!