Naming Your Boyfriend "Peter"

The Stranger: ...

Y/N: What?-

The Stranger: Wait, what was that?

Y/N: I called you Peter! What wrong?

The Stranger: H-How did you know my real name?

Y/N: uhhh... I don't know...

The Stranger: Urrrgh... I hate my name.

Y/N: It cool tho!

The Stranger: Were you talking to Girlfriend? Did she tell you my real name?

Y/N: noo.... She don't...

The Stranger: No, seriously, pick another name.

Y/N: No! It cool!