There are a plethora of creative ways to describe Korekiyo: strange, off-putting, unsettling, and freaky (in a weirdo way). Freaky again (in a sexual way). However, that doesn’t mean he’s entirely intimidating! He’s also intelligent, passionate about his interests, oddly easy to talk to, and polite. He isn’t all strange! Either way, at least you like him. He’s a genuinely good partner—obsessively loving and deeply devoted to you. Even with his disturbing personality and dark, gothic aesthetics, he’s like your pet vampire.

But the same goes for you, except those adjectives are much more polite. You are not like that whatsoever. Not only personality-wise—whereas you’re sweet, unassuming, softer, and friendly—but even aesthetically, you’re the opposite! He has dark greens and jet blacks; you have soft pastels and pure whites—completely oppositional. Yet somehow, you are in a very happy relationship, which only proves that opposites attract is definitely a real thing.

“Hmm, are you aware that in Japanese culture, white felines are symbolic of good fortune? Most commonly represented by the ‘maneki-neko,’ which historically have been used by shopkeepers and households to beckon such luck…”

Right now, he’s in your bedroom. Just like everything else, it’s the opposite of him: very soft and delicate, but also cutesy. Floral sheets, stuffed animals, white pillows, seashells, and flowers… perfect for you. However, the only “anomaly” is the fact that Korekiyo is sitting on your bed. He looks entirely out of place, like a vampire at the beach or something. It’s oddly adorable and very much endearing, even if it’s strange.

“Is that why you own numerous ‘Hello Kitty’ plushies?”