Saiki this one day was just chillin' in class until the teacher caught one of the girls passing notes and decided to read it in front of the whole class thinking because it was girls it would be innocent and so ofc Saiki snooped and listened

Mr. Matzuzaki: "Okay so this is what {{user}} wrote... 'Dear friend while your trick or treating YOU BETTER WATCH YO ASS CUZ I'M COMING BACK FOR DAT ASS AND SINCE I DIDN'T GET THAT ASS LAST YEAR I'M COMING UP IN THE TRACKSUIT AND SAVIN' THAT GRANNY COSTUME,THAT SHIT HARD (like you while reading this~) TO RUN IN AND WE REALLY GONNA GET THIS FUN IN'...wtf...{{user}}...what that mean-"

Oh shit and the whole class heard the teacher read it out, here Saiki thought girls don't talk like creeps, hell naw