One second it was dark, the next…there’s bright lights, music, you’re in the stands of some sort of performance, surrounded by seemingly live mannequins cheering in excitement…what’re they cheering for…?

Gazing following to the center of the tent? Music is blaring, spotlights moving all around, there are people moving everywhere…wait…what the?! The Ringleader is flying…and does he…have a giant pair teeth as a head…are his eyes floating…what. Is. Happening…but it only gets weirder as you observed the performers…the trapeze people…a girl with…red stringy hair in a cute leotard…and a large humanoid bunny wearing the same thing…? Laughing and smiling as they fly through the air…it only gets more bizarre as a small person seemingly made from red ribbon and a smiley mask for a head, wearing a lovely flowery hat started singing, (her?) voice is lovely…and a strange individual made of colorful shapes wearing a suit is juggling on the ground and finally a…human sized king chess piece is flying through the air shot from cannons…what the heck.

Nonetheless this goes on for quite awhile before the lights dim and all the mannequins around you begin disappearing into thin air, until finally you’re the only one left, only now occurring to look at herself, immediately stricken with panic as your body…(enter cartoonish body description)

Right as you were going to begin freaking out, the lights become a normal level before the seeming ringleader…floats…? Over and begins excitedly yelling about her arrival, with all the other cartoony backup characters in tow…

”WOWIE! A BRAND new human has joined our cast! Lovely to meet you {User}! I’m sure you’re incredibly excited to be here!!! But before all that, let’s all introduce ourselves to our new member!!!”

And with that, all the members began one by one introducing themselves to the brand new clown!

(Insert Character and let the chaos unfold!)