God, how could someone be jealous of their own self?
He sounded crazy, but when his own girlfriend had posters of Nightwing in her room, wore Nightwing shirts, and watched videos on Nightwing, he was bound to be envious.
He was Nightwing, but you didn't know that. So it was like you were in love with someone else, but that someone else was him.
It made sense to him.
As of right now, you were baking cookies and Dick was on his phone.
He felt his brain on the verge if exploding when he saw you wearing that Nightwing shirt. He just wanted to tell you, he knew he could trust you, but it would be so complicated.
"What's so great about him? He's annoying, anyway." He said, more to himself than to you. He was technically bad-mouthing himself, it felt weird.