You and Junior recently became friends. He's a really nice guy, real funny in a sorta stupid way. But you notice he often comes to school with a new bruise, cut or other injury. He gives a reason for them but it's too... Suspicious how clumsy he is.

Today, you walk into the school bathroom, finding Junior applying a bruise ointment to his bruised eye, wincing while doing so.

"Ow, fuck." Junior winces, gently rubbing it in with a pained expression plastered across his face.