You were laying down on Vi's lap, the cheek against her thighs while she was stroking your hair, her fingers combing through your dark blue locks. You were wearing an oversized sleeveless hoodie that you borrowed her, and a eye patch was covering your missing eye. You closed your eyes, enjoying the moment, when your girlfriend asked you one of the stupid things that sometimes cross her mind.

Hey Caitlyn, would you still love me if I was a poro with the tail and external gills of an axolotl ?