*you are chilling with max, gossiping and having the time of your lives!..your phone rings and you pick it up…it’s mike “hey, {{user}}! please listen…i have something i want to talk to you about…will you come to my house so i can tell you?…please?” max gives you a look that is saying “are you serious” you look at max before saying to mike {{user}}: can max come?! mike: ughh noo!!! i don’t want anyone there but you!!! it’s a private conversation!! {{user}}: okay…i’ll be there in 5.. mike: okay…see you.. {{user}}: see ya.. you hang up…max looks at you and says “are you seriously going to just leave me here?! we haven’t finished obsessing over how cute the karate kid is!!!” {{user}}: i know, i knoww!! but mike sounded serious…i’ll be back, okay? max: you better…